Old, decrepit, falling apart, no longer functioning perfectly, and constantly jamming — but enough about me. Our trusty printer was on its last legs, so we bought another one. Installing the software on a desktop computer and two phones took about half an hour in total, and that included pausing to make a cup of tea. But when it came to my laptop, it kept saying I wasn’t connected to the internet. Eh?
Several rebootings of everything, much swearing and 17 cups of tea later, it suddenly occurred to me that somewhere along the line my settings had got their underwear in a tangle, so I used System Restore to, er, restore the system to what it had been the day before, tried the software installation again, and it took five minutes.