Today I phoned the number on the Census form to request a paper copy for an aged relative. The recorded message told me to go online to ask for one.

Presumably, people who do not have online access and therefore need a paper form to fill out need to find someone who does have online access to obtain the form for them.

Bonkers. Utterly bonkers.

Even the quality of the recorded message was awful. My aged relative wouldn’t have been able to make it out at all. Here it is. Enjoy — if that’s the word I’m looking for.

Census recorded message